ONCE UPON A TIME IN NIGERIA !!!

• ANY DRINK WAS CALLED MINERALS.
• DADDY SHOWKEY AND LAGBAJA RAN THE SHOW.
• CHILDREN WERE BRIBED WITH OKIN OR CABIN BUSCIUT 
• ONLY RICH KIDS EAT GALA. 
• THERE WAS NO FOUNDATION, BABES USED TO ROCK ENCHANDER WHITE POWDER OR ONE LOVE.
• WE THOUGHT ALL OUR FATHER'S TOOK FIRST IN CLASS.
• CABIN BUSICUIT, JOLLOF RICE AND COOK IS THE NORMAL ROUTINE AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY.
• PEPPERMINT, BABA BLUE WAS NECESSARY IN EVERY MALAM'S SHOP.
• ALL THE COOL GUYS WEAR TIMBER LANDS TO A PARTY.
• THREAD ( HAIR) WAS THE TREND FOR KIDS.
• PURE WATER WAS SOLD FOR ( 1 KOBO).
• PUFF PUFF USED TO BE THE BEST SNACK.
• T.V DISPLAYED ONLY TWO COLORS.
• WE HAD MORE THAN ONE POLITICAL PARTY NOT JUST (PDP).
• I LOVE YOU "MEANT SOMETHING ELSE".
• LIGHT WAS STABLE.
• WE SAVE MONEY TO BUY FANTA ON FRIDAY TO GO WITH THE FRIDAY MASA.
• SAYING YOU OWN OR YOUR DAD OWNS A V-BOOT WAS SOMETHING ELSE.
•  LOTION WAS JUST FOR THE BODY.
• INFRARED PHONES WAS THE ISH.
• POT BELLY IN NAIJA IS NOT REGARDED AS OBESITY BUT AS BEING RICH.
• BLACKBERRY WAS JUST A FRUIT.
• NO ONE MISSED SUPER STORY ,PAPA AJASCO OR PALOMA AND DIEGO.
• ARM ROBBERS CARRIED STICKS AND STONES.
• LEGGINGS WAS AN UNDERWEAR FOR GIRLS.
• ALAIWAN MADARA WAS THE BEST SWEET IN ISLAMIYYA.
• BOYS DANCE DISCO LIKE HELL.
• WALKMAN WAS THE MUSIC PLAYER.
• GARRI AND GROUNDNUT WAS A BALANCED DIET.